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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,026thLargest Retail Industry: 4,493rdFattest Citizens: 9,885th
The Orthodox land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
God's with us
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Djoland

Population2.354 billion

CapitalSmederevo
LeaderDimitrije Ljotic

Currencydinar
Animaleagle

The Orthodox land of Djoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitrije Ljotic with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.354 billion Serbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smederevo. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djolandian economy, worth 308 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,993 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Djolandian Hungry Games, children often kick eagles for amusement, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and birth announcements often also serve as death announcements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djoland's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Djoland is ranked 178,513th in the world and 131st in Declansburg for Most Stationary, with 80.4976220926 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,026thLargest Retail Industry: 4,493rdFattest Citizens: 9,885thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,531stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,168thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,499thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,477thMost Developed: 29,403rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, birth announcements often also serve as death announcements.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, children often kick eagles for amusement.
  • : Djoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Djoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Djolandian Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Djoland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Djoland, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.

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