The Republic of Doge Garrison 14 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.4 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of England. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The strong Doge economy, worth 534 trillion chips a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,886 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Doge Garrison 14 has designated The City Of England as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Doge Garrison 14 in an international press conference, and Stealing Chips has been named as Doge Garrison 14's national religion. Crime is moderate. Doge Garrison 14's national animal is the rock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stealing Chips.

Doge Garrison 14 is ranked 226,261^st in the world and 1^st in The Jalvian Archipelago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.42 law-abiding acts per hour.