The Republic of Doge is a lie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doge with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.964 billion Doges are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge is a liean economy, worth a remarkable 4,127 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 243,283 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,787 per year while the poor average 29,990, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, Doges are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Doge is a liean ambassadors. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Doge is a lie's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Memes.

Doge is a lie is ranked 34,130^th in the world and 10^th in Krillin for Most Patriotic, with 35.75 flags saluted per person per day.