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Dolor Mortis

Population9.07 billion

CapitalHades
LeaderJohann von Electron

CurrencyDol
AnimalDevil Rias Gremory

The Federal Republic of Dolor Mortis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Johann von Electron with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.07 billion Mortisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hades. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mortisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Dols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,777 Dols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and populations of two-headed Devil Rias Gremories have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolor Mortis's national animal is the Devil Rias Gremory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolor Mortis is ranked 3,091st in the world and 1st in Hellhole for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.97 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,244thMost Inclusive: 1,691stMost Efficient Economies: 1,858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,901stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,024thMost Developed: 2,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,239thNicest Citizens: 2,326thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,664thMost Pacifist: 2,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,694thMost Cultured: 2,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,987thLowest Crime Rates: 3,091stLargest Governments: 3,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,508thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,039thSafest: 4,092ndMost Secular: 4,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,608thBest Weather: 5,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,476thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,016thHighest Average Incomes: 6,066thHealthiest Citizens: 6,431stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,342ndHighest Economic Output: 8,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,500thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,746th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, populations of two-headed Devil Rias Gremories have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Dolor Mortis lodged a message on the Hellhole Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Dolor Mortis's influence in Hellhole rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Dolor Mortis, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Dolor Mortis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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