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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,116thMost Cultured: 2,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,495th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Nunc Est Gloria Est Nunc Gloria
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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DontComeNearUs

Population12.836 billion

CapitalNo Really Go Away

Currencysharp
Animalbanded raven

The Free Land of DontComeNearUs is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.836 billion Denussians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Really Go Away. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Denussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion sharps a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,343 sharps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and retired racing banded ravens are served truffles for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. DontComeNearUs's national animal is the banded raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DontComeNearUs is ranked 5,970th in the world and 291st in Balder for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,497.44 tourists per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,116thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,424thMost Developed: 4,437thSmartest Citizens: 5,078thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,970thHighest Food Quality: 6,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,859thNicest Citizens: 6,930thLargest Governments: 7,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,849thHighest Economic Output: 8,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,737thMost Armed: 8,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,704thHealthiest Citizens: 10,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,004thHighest Average Incomes: 11,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,293rdMost Devout: 11,430thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,979thSafest: 15,604thLowest Crime Rates: 15,929thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,701stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,397thMost Efficient Economies: 21,619thHighest Drug Use: 22,868th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 230th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 293rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 309th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 316th in the regionNicest Citizens: 329th in the regionLargest Governments: 357th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Armed: 405th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 422nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 448th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 457th in the regionNudest: 478th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 479th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 484th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 522nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Devout: 533rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 592nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 620th in the regionRudest Citizens: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 693rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in DontComeNearUs, retired racing banded ravens are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in DontComeNearUs, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in DontComeNearUs, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : DontComeNearUs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in DontComeNearUs, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".

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