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Most Ignorant Citizens: 141stMost Primitive: 175thMost Devout: 455th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We both said a lot of things you're going to regret
Nootdoot Wyran
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dootdootdootlydoot

Population7.578 billion

CapitalToppootwyrthanlix
LeaderNootdoot Wyran
FaithDootianism

CurrencyNanomachine
AnimalCrab

The Oppressed Peoples of Dootdootdootlydoot is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nootdoot Wyran with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.578 billion Dootdootdootlydootians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toppootwyrthanlix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dootdootdootlydootian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion Nanomachines a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,689 Nanomachines, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,452,892 per year while the poor average 13,725, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Dootdootdootlydoot is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, reddish-brown is the new black, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Dootdootdootlydoot's national animal is the Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dootianism.

Dootdootdootlydoot is ranked 4,846th in the world and 20th in Spiritus for Rudest Citizens, with 144.82 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 141stMost Primitive: 175thMost Devout: 455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rdFattest Citizens: 809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 813thMost Corrupt Governments: 859thLargest Gambling Industry: 879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 994thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,117thMost Avoided: 1,203rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,317thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,607thMost Armed: 1,620thLargest Mining Sector: 1,672ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,683rdLargest Black Market: 2,070thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,826thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,240thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,697thNudest: 4,055thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,507thHighest Average Incomes: 4,638thRudest Citizens: 4,846thMost Conservative: 5,500thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,567thHighest Economic Output: 9,314thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,297thLargest Governments: 17,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,887thLowest Crime Rates: 19,468thMost Authoritarian: 21,031st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, Dootdootdootlydoot is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Dootdootdootlydoot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, spies caught in Dootdootdootlydoot are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, ten thousand Dootdootdootlydootian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, Dootdootdootlydootians are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in Dootdootdootlydoot, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.

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