by Max Barry

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 264thMost Secular: 282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Whatever happens, happens
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.238 billion

LeaderThe Majestic Purple Cow


The Kingdom of Dopeland420 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Majestic Purple Cow with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.238 billion Dopeland420ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lionantopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dopeland420ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion Boats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,536 Boats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 991,628 per year while the poor average 41,461, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dopeland420's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dopeland420 is ranked 222,592nd in the world and 10,062nd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 264thMost Secular: 282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317thRudest Citizens: 529thMost Influential: 579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 579thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 685thMost Inclusive: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,109thSmartest Citizens: 1,356thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,657thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,805thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,963rdMost Developed: 2,126thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,904thHighest Average Incomes: 3,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,620thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,295thLargest Retail Industry: 6,930thHighest Economic Output: 7,453rdMost Cultured: 7,607thMost Efficient Economies: 8,091stLowest Crime Rates: 8,212thSafest: 8,920thTop
Most Stationary: 11,560thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,826thLargest Governments: 17,637thBest Weather: 18,696th
Most Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionMost Stationary: 262nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 265th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 300th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 429th in the regionSafest: 488th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 531st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 582nd in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the regionLargest Governments: 867th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Dopeland420 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Dopeland420 endorsed The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Dopeland420 was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Dopeland420, the Dopeland420ian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 327 » Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Sunto, Siwale, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Fengate, Selfgradatude, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Puczovska, Koda-Land, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Necromonia, Yukti, New Lakemba, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Zeternia, Corfad, Unsophisticate, Ice and Tinian, The Syca, Malta Comino Gozo, Itallitopia, Phoronu, Dicko, Shibutani, Viridiann, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, New Trisone, The Gamer Party, and 277 others.United Draconia, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Ethnon, Sundred, SORT, Zokk, Hyperbanus, Maott, Arstungry, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Dutchyland, East Supple Lund, Dylanana, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Valhalla123, AGoodPlace, United Kahndaq, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Niradans, Soviet Terran, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Bearical, Pruznia, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, Cinnibar, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Revolutionary Sealand, Acrabinnia, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Humptalumpta, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Moanapo, Loutsland, Republic of New Atlantis, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Prydania, Orado, Astrind, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, New Octicarg, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Fizban, Faircliff, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Xagill, Preble, Pazair, Gurou, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Fraguale Cothe, Anungu, Freyford, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Phualand, States of Asra, Tachycardia, Ereena, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Merconitonitopia, Godwanna, The New Communist Republic Of States, Wit Noreis, The Endless Eventide, The United Federal Nation, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Olofin, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Yokciq Empire, Crader, Nisastria, Antiyard, Aeolist, Nova Arcania, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Vexilia, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, The Bureaucratic Territories, Manticore utopia, Greater New America, Hyphen, Armandlandia, Esplandia, Schnuftelland, Nationeer, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, The Serdey Islands, Free Culture, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Nordic-British Union, FROST33, Frostcell, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Gilakistan, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Saperisole, Timothea, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Advancia-Sizzletown, Zzozona, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Lordelles, Daulatpur, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Libertania Democratica, Ofrettia, Dangine, Cowbridge, El Emayo, Yalgora, Kocherian, Singamadri, Colonies of Free Temeria, Innocentic, Seanat, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Pizza Squared, Arichia, Florida Palms, Maclare, Solcius, Soughts Souble, Solskjar, New Jamgra, Sattelbach, Madjack, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, WeKnow, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Buckhem, Maynilan, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, Principia Mathematica, Arlens Apartment, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Nichigo Sebe, U S Eh, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Moszce-Walvard, Jestings, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Nobec, Lulubellia, Harjad, Eywaan, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Srnsbaland, Nouvelle-Floride, Loptous, Republica Guilleana, Shizzy, R libanon, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Sisang, Warancia, Rozarus, An Identity Crisis, Triado, Sardona, Abonland, Sopernia, Cereskia, Magna Banitia, A Die, Tringapore, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Jerzykowo, Goblin Gang, Fran Advar, New Ecronentia, Aoncarpa, Venicea, Mardessa, Voles Ang, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, Pytong, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Arloria, Kazoo Basin, Khoik, Old Emporia, Dai Nippon Yamato, The Unified Missourtama States, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Porotia, Ozstan, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Sanghyeok, PEG, and Caffeinetopia.

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