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Most Pacifist: 5,377thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,562ndNicest Citizens: 7,905th
The Federal Provinces of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Preservation will ensure prevailency.
Dircya T Rubino
WA Delegate / Secretary of External Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.665 billion

LeaderDircya T Rubino

Animaljungle monkey

The Federal Provinces of Dorsla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dircya T Rubino with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.665 billion Dorsliav love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diversunytoa. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dorsliak economy, worth 169 trillion pecunis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,734 pecunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Dorsla's beaches, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorsla's national animal is the jungle monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Equality.

Dorsla is ranked 79,799th in the world and 1st in 1st Epitome United for Most Primitive, scoring -28.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Pacifist: 5,377thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,562ndNicest Citizens: 7,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,288thMost Cultured: 9,603rdSafest: 9,735thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,631stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,919thMost Inclusive: 12,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,576thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,272ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,818thLowest Crime Rates: 17,772ndLongest Average Lifespans: 19,107thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,629thBest Weather: 19,812thMost Devout: 20,099thMost Income Equality: 20,155th

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Thialrer, Cielearda, Mantesa, and Royalist Deyest.

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