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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,819thSafest: 21,582ndLargest Black Market: 24,523rd
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DOS your Salad

Population6.822 billion


The French Undressing of DOS your Salad is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and daily referendums. The devout population of 6.822 billion DOS your Saladians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DOS your Saladian economy, worth 260 trillion croutons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,239 croutons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", high school bands practice by moonlight, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOS your Salad's national animal is the salad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DOS your Salad is ranked 134,293rd in the world and 2,996th in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring -56.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,819thSafest: 21,582ndLargest Black Market: 24,523rd
Safest: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 193rd in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 222nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 259th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 366th in the regionLargest Black Market: 438th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 447th in the regionNicest Citizens: 468th in the region

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