by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,704th Highest Average Tax Rates: 7,706th Largest Welfare Programs: 16,537th
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Douglas Beach

Population3.94 billion


The Queendom of Douglas Beach is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.94 billion Douglas Beachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Douglas Beachian economy, worth 116 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 29,527 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Douglas Beach's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Douglas Beach is ranked 108,879th in the world and 8th in North Columbia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,706thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,537th

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