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Farren Phoenix

Farren Phoenix

**Recording begins.**

"I was born in Kumari Kandum, Kumaria, whatever they're calling themselves nowadays. You know when you're first born, and your parents look at you and say "aww...you're so cute" and kiss the top of your head? Well, I don't cause I was abandoned right after I was born. I guess my parents took a look at me, and said "OMG IT'S SO UGLY", and left me in the hospital as an orphan. And when people cry about their parents saying that they'll disown them for not doing your chores, they are real babies once you think about it. So, I grew up in a Kumarian Orphanage, and man, their welfare sucks...along with their public service businesses. Most of the money belongs to the two sword white haired kids who were a spoiled brat up in the palace, which I found out recently that he was killed by the Slaver Headman of Emercondia, and Yassine was a Kumarian...interesting. Anyways, I'm getting off topic, but, I thought that I would never get out of the living hell it was, seriously, it gets really hot there, while DeltaSource is so cold...still don't understand how that works. But, one day, when I was minding my own business as any anti social three year old would, a man came into the orphanage, wanting to adopt one of us. He was a Powerian man, named Osric Phoenix, and I always thought that people who would ride on dragons into battle with high tech weaponry were kinda cool. So, I was hoping that he would adopt me, but you know, a three year old antisocial me wouldn't even bother to say high when we were allowed to meet him. But, ya know when you say something won't happen and it does? That's basically what happened, and I was adopted, and had a father. Yay for me!"

"As I got a bit older (because the rest of my life details are nothing interesting), we moved to the continent of Anticia, where practically no one lived, and there was no nation that was here. Seriously, I am surprised that the world all agreed to let this continent be. My dad built an entire home for us, with it surprisingly not taking that long to build. He had this dragon named Brax, who was some fire species of some sort, I don't know my dragons, and he was the sweetest dragon that I've ever met. He was basically a giant fifteen foot long teddy bear, who helped build the house, and kept us safe as it was being built. One day, as my dad took me hunting, we found a baby Phoenix, who was injured and needed help. After begging for my father to let us help it, we took it back home, and nursed it back to full health. As we did, I named her Cinder, as she would do this little thing when she would fluff her little wings up, and shake her body as she ignited into a little fireball. She was cute, and when it came to the day that we had to let her go, I was quite sad honestly. I grew a huge attachment to the bird, as it took her about five weeks to heal up. But, I knew that I had to let her go. Turns out though, she didn't want to go either, as we went to let her free, she just sat in my hands, chirping and having a cute little smile. As I told her that she could go and that she was free, she shook her head, and bunched once as a way to show that she was staying right here. So, I got a pet Phoenix, which is pretty cool."

Cinder

"So, when I was about sevenish, I was playing outside with Cinder, as we would run off and explore the forest. One day, while we were exploring, we heard a loud sound echo as something exploded in the distance, followed by a few more. Cinder and I bolted home as my father ran out to check on me with Brax doing his thing, as he was awakened from his nap. Basically, I can't say much, because yada yada, you all aren't supposed to know about this, and-"

"Are you talking about/ me? Yeah, I was such a cool/ and badass baby."
"B)"
"I was doing cool/ back flips and was slaying dragons/ at the age of one."

"...I told you that I would be recording this for people to know about us. And yet, here you are interrupting me again. This is my story, and you can tell your own."

"But...but I want people/ to know how badass I am/ They deserve to know."

"Did everything dad told us go through one ear and out the other with you? Like, did nothing he taught us stay in your weird head of your's? Or, are you just an idiot? Yeah, that's right, you're an idiot. What are you gonna do about it?"

":("

"Don't you dare frowny face me so called "badass ninja". Go feed Cinder or something."

"But yeah let me get this out of the way for you all confused people. Rh0's, my brother, adopted brother, but still my brother. Our dad and I basically found him on our front porch, as his odd appearance, um, let's just called it that, made us a little scared at first. But, with him being only a baby, who was lost and scared, and with my dad being a sympathetic human being, he took him under his wing like he did for me as his son, and he became my brother. Now, before you all ask, no, Rh0 is not his real name. His real name is interesting, and his name is....."

Rh0

"Something that I gotta say, Rh0 and I were raised and taught Dracoism, with our father being obviously, Powerian. I really don't want to say much, due to it being personally, but our family had huge ties to the Draconian Empire, with my grandparents, aunts uncles, great grandparents all being heavy believers in the Draconian form of Dracoism, not this new Powerian bull crap that exists now. Well, thinking about it, my great aunt did betray the family and the old Empire, but that's besides the point...but, when I was about fifteen, our father sadly passed away. He got really sick, and died with little to no medical help at all. So, Rh0 and I were left on our own, with Cinder and Brax. After burying him, Brax took Rh0, Cinder, and I back to Dragons of Power, to our father's home. Once though as we got there, we discovered that Rh0's appearance would be an issue, so we went and got him some capes and hoods to hide him, while he had to keep his fingers in his pocket, because they were obviously different."

"Why does everyone / get all weird about my hands? / Who needs a pinky?"

"Dude, you have four fingers and they're obviously different. If you stuck your hands in someone's face, they would either scream, run, kick you in the balls, or all three. And, didn't I tell you not to interrupt me and to go feed Cinder?"

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

"Alright, come here you little sh!t..."

"GAH!"

"Anyways....sorry about that. When we got there, we tried to look for help. I quickly learned that most people weren't like my father, and didn't have any sympathy at all. We were left homeless, reduced to beggars as I tried to keep Rh0 and I safe. Sadly, Brax died due his age, and before I knew it, we were left on our own, without anyone to protect us. I don't want to get into much detail into what happened in those five months that we were alone, but we somehow moved to Kumari Kandum, back to my birth place. I quickly learned magic, as some magic teacher was kind enough to teach me, and took Rh0 and I under his wing (and allowed me to keep Cinder, which is a bonus), teaching us the realities of life and things to help us survive. He surprisingly was calm and normal about Rh0's appearance, calling him a "special young one". Rh0, unlike me, was taught Kumarian martial arts, basically becoming a sand ninja. As we were old enough, he let us live on our own, and we moved back to Dragons of Power, just in time as Seto Ryuu came into power, and with Drake Dracon's disappearance. Rh0 and I, took personal interests into Drake's beliefs, as he wanted what we both, and our father wanted, the return of the Draconian Empire. After stealing some nice PowerCorp tech for Rh0 and for him to make some suit and weapon upgrades, we met with Drake, earning his trust and becoming an ally. He was a bit insane as we found out, and wasn't a mentally stable person. He was quite powerful too, with him more than likely could've killed both Rh0 and I at the time, but, due to us earning his trust over a year or so, we basically told him a big fat lie about the ancient Dragons of the world, telling him that they would destroy it, and carve it into a perfect place for the Draconian Empire to rise again. So, I basically sent Drake on a suicide mission as Ghidorah was stomping around Galria, telling him that on Xach, that there's some ancient Dragon that could do what Rodan and Ghidorah couldn't. I knew that there was no dragon, and that a friend of mine on Jorda would have Drake killed, along with his basic boot kissing friend Headman State of Emercondia. Looks like my cousin and his girlfriend got to them first, and did the basic dirty work for me, I guess."

“Anyways, so that since-”

“So, I was saying/ I am a total Badass./ Fear me, you f*ckers.”

“Didn’t I put you in a magical barrier? How the hell did you escape?”

“Uhhh…”

“Alrighty, the story ends here, so I can go kill my brother. Now, get back here you little- DON’T YOU DARE TURN INVISIBLE YOU PIECE OF-”

**Recording ends.**

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