Population | 31.055 billion |
Capital | Drastischen |
Faith | Nederganc |
Currency | daalder |
Animal | rat |
The Eedle Conickrycke of Drastischen Nederganc is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.055 billion Drastischen Nedergancians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drastischen. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Drastischen Nedergancian economy, worth a remarkable 6,331 trillion daalders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,891 daalders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, feeling like a winner comes at a price, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drastischen Nederganc's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nederganc.
Drastischen Nederganc is ranked 233,385th in the world and 7,260th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.2177976406 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drastischen Nederganc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Drastischen Nederganc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Drastischen Nederganc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Drastischen Nederganc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Drastischen Nederganc was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Drastischen Nederganc ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Drastischen Nederganc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Drastischen Nederganc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Drastischen Nederganc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Drastischen Nederganc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".