The Royal Union of Drewish is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kazoro and King Uluth with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.786 billion Drewishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ejiukki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.0%.

The powerhouse Drewishian economy, worth 170 trillion Drewishian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,377 Drewishian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,158 per year while the poor average 24,463, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Drewish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drewish's national animal is the Drewishian Ducc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Royal Bladeism.

Drewish is ranked 35,108^th in the world and 413^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,589 on the Societal Mobility Rating.