The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.489 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 8,347 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 538,937 blood diamonds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,631,445 per year while the poor average 138,532, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Drogmarian throne, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 241,262^nd in the world and 8,024^th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.