The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.242 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,180 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 504,208 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of blood diamonds are being blown on orbital weapons development, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 183,684^th in the world and 7,220^th in Balder for Most Average, scoring 20.1 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.