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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,671st Fattest Citizens: 2,037th Largest Retail Industry: 2,066th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
E X P A N D P O N G
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dronida

Population1.893 billion

CapitalSulakirina
LeaderCrackopena Velma Bromsley
FaithCrack open a VB

CurrencyPong
AnimalReticulated squirrel monkey

The Dominion of Dronida is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Crackopena Velma Bromsley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.893 billion Dronidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulakirina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dronidan economy, worth 233 trillion Pongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 123,468 Pongs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 517,330 per year while the poor average 19,178, a ratio of 27.0 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dronida's national animal is the Reticulated squirrel monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crack open a VB.

Dronida is ranked 131,410th in the world and 5,282nd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -145.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,671stFattest Citizens: 2,037thLargest Retail Industry: 2,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,096thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,602ndMost Avoided: 3,907thMost Influential: 4,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,241stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,757thTop
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Most Secular: 9,402ndLargest Black Market: 10,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,827thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,965thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,172ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,944thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,167th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Black Market: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 317th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 349th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 358th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 450th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 458th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 496th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 552nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dronida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dronida, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dronida, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Dronida, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Dronida was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dronida was endorsed by The United Kingdoms of Plazland.
  • : Dronida was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dronida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Dronida, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Dronida was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.

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