The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Lahey with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.812 billion Drugged up Kittiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,881 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,794 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Drugged up Kitties was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Drugged up Kitties endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Drugged up Kitties was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
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