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Most Secular: 671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 926th
The Pastafarian State of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Get two birds stoned at once.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Drugged up Kitties

Population9.812 billion

LeaderTrevor Lahey

AnimalStoned Kitty

The Pastafarian State of Drugged up Kitties is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trevor Lahey with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.812 billion Drugged up Kittiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hemptopia. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drugged up Kittiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,881 trillion Marijuanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,794 Marijuanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged up Kitties's national animal is the Stoned Kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Drugged up Kitties is ranked 244,817th in the world and 7,921st in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with -472 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Secular: 671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 926thSafest: 1,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,561stMost Avoided: 1,800thLargest Mining Sector: 1,834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,062ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,218thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,367thFattest Citizens: 3,717thMost Efficient Economies: 4,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,063rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,077thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,206thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,546thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,606thMost Influential: 5,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,712thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,818thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,842ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,566thLowest Crime Rates: 7,867thHighest Economic Output: 8,930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,802ndMost Inclusive: 10,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,966thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,940thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,266thMost Developed: 20,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,584thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,628thMost Income Equality: 22,136thLargest Governments: 23,888th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 154th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 177th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 334th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 375th in the regionMost Inclusive: 388th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 441st in the regionRudest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 555th in the regionMost Developed: 597th in the regionLargest Governments: 698th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drugged up Kitties was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Drugged up Kitties endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Drugged up Kitties was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Drugged up Kitties, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Purple Hyacinth, Tepertopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Brunier, Tsvetania, Amerion, Erinor, Lioniel, Ralphburg, Beepee, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Drystar, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Kiasu-ism, Yeses, Pamela And Hepatitis, Aidenfieeld, Concrete Slab, Bawkie, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Two Jerseys, Blondiesland, Greater Scottdascoda, Land Without Shrimp, Corgitopiaa, Auphelia, Holota, Marinho Islands, The naked people, Bichedder, Tsunamy, Si-topia, Jehenna, Direwolf1, United States of Mitch, Darakin, Libedistan, Iym Winterless, Kandorith, Treir, Shantuary, Nova Montron, Isokenzar, Euro Pacifica, Truskawkoland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Stickmin Empire, Sanden, Western Fardelshufflestein, and 98 others.Canmore, Ceutalia, Mintynep, Berlana, Nowa Europa, Fasire, Kholdan, Rebel-topia, USNE2018, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Holy Free, House Ahsanul, Crystal Creation, RestartAll, Shefino, Mapico, Volaworand, Antarctic Empires, Arvan Irawer, New Qafedemar, Soem, Sapientiano, Yellunstryer, Freavia, Andinla, Bleakfoot, North Kanuckistan, Freedoom, Centristvill, Wakandan Tribes, Westenhald, New Goldman, Amsterdam VIII, Belschaft, Oano, Ipugao, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Aumeltopia, PenguinPies, Unojo, Uvalor, Scu Greinne, Qvait, Herbert Island, Escevola, Proctethia, Pax Dracon, Breizlovakia, Ebonhand, Ancient Slobovia, The United Expanse, Wehraboos, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Myness, Nova Kobol, Tughampton, West Pastafaria, Eternal Memedom, Xergiokia, Calistan, Anserisa, Japanese Federal Republic, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Noire Denholm, Poopisiya, Doge Land, LadyRebels, Sandaoguo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Wallechi, Aurcania, North Catimestistrianes, Kaoia, Utondara, Coneiconia, Steampunk Engineers, Noimosini, JavaSiege, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Dalegreen, Farengeto, Kaleidescooptopia, FreeFishers, Astiaveth, Rhetiaa, Agletgreenia, Beblahbleblo, Tierra del Rey Carlos, North Prarie, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Eastern Mekong, Solanosco, Galebland, Neazland, Seythennia, and Danily.

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