The Infinite Wisdom of Druing is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nott Jussda-Pipplyu Ugriwif with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.141 billion Druingans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Local Park Pond. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The powerhouse Druingan economy, worth 149 trillion Tungsten Thought Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,081 Tungsten Thought Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Druing's national animal is the Green-Backed Blue-Striped Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Druing is ranked 60,881^st in the world and 212^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.