The Infinite Wisdom of Druing is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nott Jussda-Pipplyu Ugriwif with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.441 billion Druingans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Local Park Pond. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Druingan economy, worth 321 trillion Tungsten Thought Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 131,679 Tungsten Thought Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', military spending recently hit a new high, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druing's national animal is the Green-Backed Blue-Striped Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Druing is ranked 19,724^th in the world and 63^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,382.96 Tourists Per Hour.