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Largest Publishing Industry: 158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rdBest Weather: 190th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Leave Us alone and we won't eat ye.
Drooling BigHead
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Drunk Trolls

Population35.118 billion

CapitalBig Troll Hole
LeaderDrooling BigHead

Currencysideofmutton
Animalsheep

The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 35.118 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,258 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,165 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 200,125th in the world and 8,947th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 158thLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rdBest Weather: 190thMost Beautiful Environments: 267thMost Stationary: 462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605thHighest Economic Output: 662ndLargest Populations: 945thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,070thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,210thMost Secular: 1,342ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,823rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,885thSmartest Citizens: 1,977thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,256thMost Pacifist: 2,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,393rdMost Cultured: 2,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,076thMost Developed: 3,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,259thHighest Average Incomes: 3,989thHighest Crime Rates: 4,601stRudest Citizens: 4,923rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,680thTop
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Most Influential: 11,681stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,899thMost Inclusive: 13,244thLargest Black Market: 14,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,177thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,854th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 198th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 253rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 262nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 448th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 462nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 501st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 525th in the regionNudest: 546th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 664th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 773rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 804th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 838th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 930th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Drunk Trolls was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, Drooling BigHead is considering changing the Drunk Trollsian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Drunk Trolls was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.

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