by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,945thMost Influential: 2,085thBest Weather: 3,659th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population11.301 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.301 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,720 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 37,362nd in the world and 1,210th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 762.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,945thMost Influential: 2,085thTop
Best Weather: 3,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,916thLowest Crime Rates: 4,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,819thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,251stMost Inclusive: 5,435thMost Cultured: 5,999thHealthiest Citizens: 6,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,350thSafest: 6,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,872ndLargest Governments: 7,153rdMost Stationary: 7,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,660thMost Developed: 7,695thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,713thMost Efficient Economies: 10,750thHighest Economic Output: 10,787thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,641stMost Secular: 14,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,840thHighest Average Incomes: 17,879thMost Income Equality: 21,059th
Most Influential: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 174th in the regionMost Inclusive: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionSafest: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 230th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 396th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 474th in the regionMost Secular: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 515th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 616th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 735th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 905th in the region

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