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Drunken Seal Islands

Population8.52 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 8.52 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,054 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Sealsmen, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 68,513th in the world and 2,471st in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 61.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,567thTop
Most Influential: 1,884thMost Efficient Economies: 4,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,413thBest Weather: 6,246thLowest Crime Rates: 6,327thMost Developed: 7,125thHealthiest Citizens: 7,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,721stMost Cultured: 7,900thTop
Safest: 8,152ndMost Inclusive: 8,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,323rdMost Stationary: 8,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,523rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,125thLargest Governments: 10,491stMost Pacifist: 10,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,013thSmartest Citizens: 12,027thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,904thHighest Economic Output: 12,904thMost Secular: 12,967thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,885thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,020thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,981st
Most Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the regionMost Developed: 212th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 221st in the regionSafest: 234th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionMost Inclusive: 244th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 246th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 315th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Pacifist: 325th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 331st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Secular: 406th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 418th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 476th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 550th in the region

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