The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 12.587 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,668 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bike rage is all the rage, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, television executives are interested in turning Jizzmaster zero's zany home life into a sitcom, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Empire of Aquyia.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, television executives are interested in turning Jizzmaster zero's zany home life into a sitcom.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Empire of Aquyia.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Matriarchy of Veterans Association.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Veterans Association.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Democratic Republic of Tierra Fuego.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Republic of Maricentria.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Tierra Fuego.
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