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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669thMost Influential: 2,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,866th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population12.587 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 12.587 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,668 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, television executives are interested in turning Jizzmaster zero's zany home life into a sitcom, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 222,658th in the world and 7,625th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,866thBest Weather: 3,409thLowest Crime Rates: 4,157thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,515thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,129thMost Inclusive: 5,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,798thHealthiest Citizens: 5,999thSafest: 6,056thMost Cultured: 6,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,281stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,300thMost Stationary: 6,953rdLargest Governments: 7,047thMost Developed: 7,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,770thMost Efficient Economies: 10,052ndHighest Economic Output: 10,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,838thSmartest Citizens: 11,318thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,613thMost Secular: 16,652ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,882ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,369thLargest Populations: 22,894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,911th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 174th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 178th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 274th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 285th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 309th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 565th in the regionMost Secular: 573rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 686th in the region

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