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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546thMost Influential: 884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,776th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Drupatine VII
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Drutopia Insomnia

Population1.775 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.775 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 352 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 198,570 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Drutopia Insomnian selfishness, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 88,261st in the world and 3,830th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,349 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546thMost Influential: 884thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,973rdTop
Most Secular: 2,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,149thLowest Crime Rates: 2,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,436thLargest Governments: 3,551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,781stMost Developed: 5,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,332ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,402ndMost Authoritarian: 7,897thSmartest Citizens: 8,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,563rdBest Weather: 9,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,363rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,591stLargest Black Market: 12,265thMost Efficient Economies: 13,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,418thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,835thMost Conservative: 17,422ndMost Cultured: 19,306thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,687th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 266th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 325th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 353rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 430th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 431st in the regionLargest Black Market: 458th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 507th in the regionBest Weather: 533rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 577th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 665th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 707th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 719th in the regionMost Extreme: 755th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 757th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 821st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Drutopia Insomnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Drutopia Insomnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Drutopia Insomnian selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 246 » New Lakemba, Orado, McMasterdonia, Sea Ghost, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Anungu, Prydania, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Abject Ludicrosity, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Sundred, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Glurponia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Freyford, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Vincone Cae, Serendipita Martia, Daiz, and 196 others.Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Tachycardia, Gnomewatchers, Steampunk Ariel, The Iron Lions, Zokk, New Octicarg, Votak Matim, Misthas, North Novkia, Rumagna, Vesuva, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Independent Halls, Iron Cladia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Loli County, Terban Kedah, Cobleck Weleis, Austral States of America, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Makersaulache, Great Bights Mum, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kasazzastan, New Avian, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Woodsend, PotatoFarmers, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Universal State Formula, Singamadri, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, Omnistria, The Endless Eventide, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Eschatosia, Clan Spaniel, Xyrron, Olofin, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Prevaland, Crader, Godwanna, New Trisone, Stone Ira, Irishvan, The Galactic Triumvirate, Plangainer, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Zecit, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Ereena, Wisconsota, Kobagia, Solskjar, Maott, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Zeternia, The Most Freedom Ever, Astronomical, Solimun, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Ver Testua, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Fayyayid, Frostcell, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Fluffy Noodles, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, True Equality For All, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Turkish workers of Europe, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Libertania Democratica, Fox Richy, I Like Killing people, Necromonia, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, TyGerria, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Kocherian, Seanat, Cowbridge, Simone Republic, Brucklania, U S Eh, Joodey, Daulatpur, Arichia, Solcius, Eywaan, Innocentic, Aeolist, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Caselpania, Principia Mathematica, Smesh, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Xipher, WeKnow, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Erubetia, Ultra777, Pigeonstan, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Neu-Galicia, Kenaniahistan, Moszce-Walvard, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Entecavir, Kurniastan, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Unsophisticate, R libanon, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Wolvenland, Rozarus, Jestings, East Akra, and Hardscrabble.

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