by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,914thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,290th
The Quacking Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Succ my Ducc
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Population6.457 billion

LeaderKing Francis
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyDuckstani Franc

The Quacking Monarchy of Duckstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Francis with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.457 billion Duckstanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckton. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Duckstani economy, worth 676 trillion Duckstani Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,715 Duckstani Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, it's not mass murder when the government does it, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duckstan's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Duckstan is ranked 198,810th in the world and 303rd in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 2,301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,914thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,290thLargest Black Market: 8,272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,539thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,618thLargest Retail Industry: 15,091stMost Stationary: 16,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,495thMost Cultured: 19,172ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,193rd
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the region

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