Population | 16.749 billion |
Capital | Dudley Do-Right City |
Leader | Mr Kite |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | horse |
Animal | Wooden nickle |
The Snarky Dude of Dudley Do-Right is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Kite with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.749 billion Dudley Do-Rightians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dudley Do-Right City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dudley Do-Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 2,105 trillion horses a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,699 horses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,365 per year while the poor average 32,449, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.
Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, there are no more heroes any more, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and students spend the school year learning how great the education system is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudley Do-Right's national animal is the Wooden nickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Dudley Do-Right is ranked 126,659th in the world and 1st in the beatles for Most Stationary, with 269.15960551552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, Mr Kite's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Dudley Do-Right was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, people feel the most alone when among peers.
- : Following new legislation in Dudley Do-Right, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.