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Most Primitive: 1,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,527thMost Devout: 4,803rd
The Diarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
In battle, we are free
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.783 billion


AnimalWhite Wolf

The Diarchy of Duholm is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.783 billion Duholmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The powerhouse Duholmian economy, worth 168 trillion Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 94,628 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 375,336 per year while the poor average 16,111, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, tens of thousands of Duholmers rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, babysitters are a thing of the past, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duholm's national animal is the White Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Duholm is ranked 185,875th in the world and 443rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.8 Obesity Rate.

Most Primitive: 1,097thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,527thMost Devout: 4,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,882ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,905thMost Avoided: 6,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,799thLargest Mining Sector: 9,904thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,836thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,131stMost Conservative: 13,083rdMost Armed: 13,439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,222ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,325thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,354thLargest Black Market: 23,440th
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 41st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the region

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