The State of Dunn Westham is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.066 billion Dunn Westhamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Dunn Westhamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,322 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,137 per year while the poor average 2,435, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, Dunn Westham has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Dunn Westham in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dunn Westham's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dunn Westham is ranked 289,411^th in the world and 654^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.3 law-abiding acts per hour.