The Queendom of Dutch Flat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.399 billion Dutch Flatians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Dutch Flatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,574 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,872 per year while the poor average 18,991, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dutch Flat's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dutch Flat is ranked 259,873^rd in the world and 7^th in Vermont Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.44 law-abiding acts per hour.