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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,830thMost Pacifist: 15,480th
The Republic of
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Oh hi therre
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Dutchsche

Population157 million

Currencyeuro
Animalweed

The Republic of Dutchsche is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 157 million Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dutch economy, worth 7.89 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 50,259 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dutchsche's national animal is the weed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dutchsche is ranked 173,594th in the world and 25th in SomeBadBoys for Most Extreme, scoring 8.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,830thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,480th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dutchsche's influence in SomeBadBoys rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Dutchsche's influence in SomeBadBoys rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Dutchsche's influence in SomeBadBoys rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Dutchsche relocated from The South Pacific to SomeBadBoys.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchsche, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.

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