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Largest Welfare Programs: 35th Safest: 40th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd
The Mystical Isles of
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Population16.051 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.051 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,180 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,751 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 160,900th in the world and 8,166th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -51.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 35thSafest: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdMost Pacifist: 44thMost Developed: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 46thHighest Average Tax Rates: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thLargest Governments: 83rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thMost Compassionate Citizens: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 87thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95thHealthiest Citizens: 97thNicest Citizens: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 118thMost Subsidized Industry: 151stBest Weather: 154thMost Cultured: 157thSmartest Citizens: 162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Inclusive: 213thHighest Poor Incomes: 267thMost Influential: 390thMost Efficient Economies: 415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 657thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 797thMost Secular: 851stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,077thHighest Average Incomes: 1,196thHighest Economic Output: 1,346thTop
Most Stationary: 4,246thLargest Populations: 8,049thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,811thMost Income Equality: 11,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,470th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 493rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 586th in the region

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