by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 5,677thMost Authoritarian: 9,652ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,124th
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Dwrand Nelhawerld

Population1.007 billion

CurrencyD token

The Dictatorship of Dwrand Nelhawerld is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.007 billion Dwrand Nelhawerldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The Dwrand Nelhawerldian economy, worth 55.1 trillion D tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,743 D tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dwrand Nelhawerld's national animal is the moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dwrand Nelhawerld is ranked 80,415th in the world and 2,737th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,367.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 5,677thMost Authoritarian: 9,652ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,124thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,684thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,496th
Most Conservative: 170th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 306th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Extreme: 558th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 579th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 597th in the region

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