Population | 7.363 billion |
Capital | Volkenberg |
Leader | Tsar Kvar Sezonoj I |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Belsk |
Animal | Dyasiabelski Mountain Goat |
The Confederal Tsardom of Dyasiabelsk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Kvar Sezonoj I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.363 billion Dyasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkenberg. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dyasiabelski economy, worth 774 trillion Belsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,132 Belsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dyasians's kindness, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyasiabelsk's national animal is the Dyasiabelski Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
Dyasiabelsk is ranked 168,228th in the world and 1st in Northhelm for Most Stationary, with 106.09255015628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dyasiabelsk's influence in Northhelm fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Dyasiabelsk rejected a request from True Waskaria for an embassy with Northhelm.
- : Dyasiabelsk changed its national capital to "Volkenberg".
- : The Keninkryk of Grut-Fryslan granted Successor authority to Dyasiabelsk as Ferdigening Koördinator in Northhelm.
- : Dyasiabelsk appointed The Keninkryk of Grut-Fryslan as Successor with authority over Successor in Northhelm.
- : Dyasiabelsk changed the regional password in Northhelm.
- : Dyasiabelsk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Dyasiabelsk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Dyasiabelsk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Dyasiabelsk's influence in Northhelm rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.