Population | 13.24 billion |
Capital | Dylanana DC |
Faith | Catholic |
Currency | Jake |
Animal | Dog |
The Republic of Dylanana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.24 billion Dylananans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylanana DC. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dylananan economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Jakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 178,344 Jakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dylanana's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.
Dylanana is ranked 14,606th in the world and 20th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dylanana's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Following new legislation in Dylanana, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Dylanana's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Following new legislation in Dylanana, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
- : Following new legislation in Dylanana, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Dylanana was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Dylanana, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Dylanana's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Dylanana was endorsed by The Empire of Lupophobia.
- : Dylanana was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Libanese.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Roberto Garcia, FenrirGrayBack, Utel, Turinese Empire, The Cascadian Antarctic, Filipino Union, and Witchcraft and Sorcery.