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Largest Insurance Industry: 625thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,160th
The National Corporate Syndicate of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Hardship Brings Prosperity
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dyssia

Population16.213 billion

CapitalCapital City Inc Ltd
LeaderBillionaire Benny G Rockefeller
FaithOrthodox Capitalism

Currencyblut
Animalpolitical dissident

The National Corporate Syndicate of Dyssia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.213 billion wage-slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City Inc Ltd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient wage-slaving economy, worth a remarkable 2,991 trillion bluts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,502 bluts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,598,860 per year while the poor average 3,426, a ratio of 466 to 1.

Rumor has it that Billionaire Benny G Rockefeller has won three lotteries in a row, skyscrapers get built in just days, politicians look weirdly alike, and the nation is proudly the least fertile in Osiris. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyssia's national animal is the political dissident, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Capitalism.

Dyssia is ranked 138,912th in the world and 2,559th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 216.70053492268 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 625thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,160thMost Avoided: 1,258thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,522ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,533rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,807thFattest Citizens: 2,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,145thHighest Crime Rates: 2,551stLargest Retail Industry: 2,832ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,320thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,379thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,516thMost Secular: 3,623rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,669thNudest: 3,794thLargest Mining Sector: 4,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,855thHighest Economic Output: 7,301stRudest Citizens: 8,529thMost Armed: 9,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,968thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,531stHighest Average Incomes: 12,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,009thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,897thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,383rdMost Conservative: 19,232ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,336thLargest Populations: 23,413thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,675th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 57th in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 106th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 114th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 164th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 190th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 259th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 311th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 315th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 354th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 407th in the regionRudest Citizens: 411th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 445th in the regionMost Extreme: 473rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 590th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 604th in the regionLargest Populations: 705th in the regionMost Conservative: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 809th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 828th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 873rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 906th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dyssia altered its national flag.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Dyssia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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