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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th Most Armed: 66th
The Corporate Imperium of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Inefficiency is evil.
Eetrab the Unspoken
Influence
Dominator
Founder / For the PROFIT
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Dyzistrolux

Population15.488 billion

CapitalVæbauron Prime
LeaderEetrab the Unspoken
FaithCorporatism

CurrencyHopes and Dreams of Everyday People
AnimalThe The

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.488 billion Idiots enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 8,045 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 519,482 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,849,311 per year while the poor average 4,881, a ratio of 993 to 1.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 18,084th in the world and 1st in Eetrador for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64thMost Armed: 66thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 77thFattest Citizens: 79thRudest Citizens: 80thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84thHighest Disposable Incomes: 93rdMost Avoided: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thLargest Retail Industry: 156thHighest Average Incomes: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 219thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thMost Secular: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 270thLargest Mining Sector: 354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 369thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505thHighest Economic Output: 575thMost Rebellious Youth: 616thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 645thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 942ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,494thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,797thMost Pro-Market: 1,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,071stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,085thMost Stationary: 4,278thLargest Black Market: 6,363rdHighest Drug Use: 8,113thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,871stLargest Populations: 9,379thMost Influential: 9,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,358thLargest Governments: 12,917thSmartest Citizens: 13,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,832ndNudest: 16,514th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Dyzistrolux with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Dyzistrolux.

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