Population | 25.261 billion |
Capital | Væbauron Prime |
Leader | Eetrab the Unspoken |
Faith | Corporatism |
Currency | Hopes and Dreams of Everyday People |
Animal | The The |
The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.261 billion Idiots enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 14,268 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 564,825 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,290,311 per year while the poor average 5,082, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, The The is one of the most popular forenames in Dyzistrolux, and heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.
Dyzistrolux is ranked 3,040th in the world and 1st in Eetrador for Most Stationary, with 3,781.6642464 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, The The is one of the most popular forenames in Dyzistrolux.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Dyzistrolux was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the children of Dyzistrolux are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.