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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th
The Corporate Imperium of
Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency
Inefficiency is evil.
Eetrab the Unspoken
Influence
Dominator
Founder / For the PROFIT
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Dyzistrolux

Population17.255 billion

CapitalVæbauron Prime
LeaderEetrab the Unspoken
FaithCorporatism

CurrencyHopes and Dreams of Everyday People
AnimalThe The

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.255 billion Idiots enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 9,448 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 547,605 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,129,004 per year while the poor average 4,928, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, Idiots are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, and Idiots no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 205,538th in the world and 2nd in Eetrador for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -82.22 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48thMost Armed: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57thLargest Gambling Industry: 58thFattest Citizens: 60thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79thHighest Disposable Incomes: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 88thMost Avoided: 92ndLargest Retail Industry: 139thRudest Citizens: 152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 188thHighest Average Incomes: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 216thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Insurance Industry: 264thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275thMost Efficient Economies: 284thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341stLargest Mining Sector: 358thMost Secular: 360thMost Rebellious Youth: 449thHighest Economic Output: 495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 540thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,054thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,968thLargest Black Market: 8,816thLargest Populations: 9,201stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,518thTop
10%
Most Influential: 10,468thLargest Governments: 10,669thSmartest Citizens: 11,404thMost Pro-Market: 11,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,036thHighest Drug Use: 13,589th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, Idiots no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, Idiots are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Dyzistrolux was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.

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