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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,582ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thMost Influential: 4,995th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For the King!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population366 million


CurrencyEarisgameniansean Lira
AnimalWandering Albatross

The Kingdom of Earisgamenianse is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 366 million Earisgamenianseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sophiensberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.3%.

The Earisgameniansean economy, worth 18.4 trillion Earisgameniansean Lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,232 Earisgameniansean Lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Earisgameniansean tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, funding for education has been redirected into the military, school uniforms are compulsory, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earisgamenianse's national animal is the Wandering Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Earisgamenianse is ranked 40,396th in the world and 1,796th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 29.07 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,582ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thTop
Most Influential: 4,995thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,932ndMost Authoritarian: 14,219thMost Conservative: 14,305th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 754th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 869th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 882nd in the regionMost Conservative: 885th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,011th in the region

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