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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,952ndMost Influential: 5,938thMost Pacifist: 7,748th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Amor Fati.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Eashenn

Population561 million

CapitalKyoto

Currencydollar
AnimalDragon

The Empire of Eashenn is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 561 million Eashennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eashennian economy, worth 40.2 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,721 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eashenn recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eashenn's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eashenn is ranked 197,525th in the world and 6,934th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.02 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,952ndMost Influential: 5,938thMost Pacifist: 7,748thSafest: 8,787thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,438thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,195thNicest Citizens: 13,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,423rdMost Inclusive: 14,836thHealthiest Citizens: 17,451stBest Weather: 18,243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,458thMost Secular: 20,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,322ndMost Income Equality: 21,622ndSmartest Citizens: 21,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,539thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,792nd
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Most Pacifist: 284th in the regionSafest: 297th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 445th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 446th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 475th in the regionNicest Citizens: 489th in the regionMost Inclusive: 537th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 571st in the regionMost Influential: 598th in the regionBest Weather: 641st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 642nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 669th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 675th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 675th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 693rd in the regionMost Secular: 722nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, Eashenn recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Eashenn's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eashenn, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.

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