by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,472ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,981stMost Influential: 3,496th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population659 million


The Federation of Easiest is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 659 million Easiestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Easiestian economy, worth 58.4 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,569 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Easiest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Easiest's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Easiest is ranked 242,649th in the world and 9,355th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,472ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,981stTop
Most Influential: 3,496thMost Conservative: 5,499thMost Avoided: 5,675thMost Primitive: 7,452ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,227thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,149thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,204thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,677thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,026thLargest Retail Industry: 19,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,698thMost Authoritarian: 22,039th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 88th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 200th in the regionMost Conservative: 247th in the regionMost Primitive: 293rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 445th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 548th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 553rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 763rd in the regionMost Extreme: 793rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 841st in the regionLargest Black Market: 907th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Easiest was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Easiest.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Easiest voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Easiest was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : Easiest was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.
  • : Following new legislation in Easiest, 90% of active duty EAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » Bharathvarsh, Koda-Land, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Bankowiata, Seenvorland, Republica Guilleana, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Orado, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Venicea, Xentherida, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Slyakanya, Svenskskit, Omnistria, Selfgradatude, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Madjack, Zzozona, Galbadiana, Notyoutopia, Star Kingdom, Corfad, Sevinland, Shibutani, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Interdimensional Zone, Illusia and Neverendia, Crusadam, Former English Colony, Shadowrik, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, WeKnow, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Ravendi, Kragsgale, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Port Naga, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, and 105 others.Ellbonnia, Siwale, Super Girl, Pytong, Dar es Saalam, Yokciq Empire, Hardscrabble, Simone Republic, Sundred, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Cretox State, KhalChicken, Sikol, Pallaith, The Endless Eventide, Nodnarb, Climeria, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Valentine Z, 1 very fast endotarter, Wineclaw, Wisconsota, Strongwill, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Sunto, Xipher, Wilkshire, Kranostav, Moubarakistan, His Enduring Majesty, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Pasargad, Glurponia, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Maott, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Godwanna, Dangine, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Travislavania, The Republic of Free Peoples, Xagill, Blyskalia, Yellops, Tyirza, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Planes, Centrialand, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Jaxikistan, Kastonvia, Apollo Park, Novremia, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Gafflebag, Bearical, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, East Akra, Katuda, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, Capablanca, and Lionia.