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Most Authoritarian: 4,811thMost Conservative: 6,594thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,939th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We Will Vote, Because This Country Is Democratic
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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East Ayrirgica

Population1.725 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalpenguin

The Democratic Republic of East Ayrirgica is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.725 billion East Ayrirgicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped East Ayrirgican economy, worth 52.1 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,192 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the children of East Ayrirgica are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Ayrirgica's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

East Ayrirgica is ranked 178,685th in the world and 282nd in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 4,811thMost Conservative: 6,594thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,939thMost Extreme: 16,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,970th
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Most Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, the children of East Ayrirgica are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : East Ayrirgica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ayrirgica, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.

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