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East Cashinamasian

Population330 million



The Republic of East Cashinamasian is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 330 million East Cashinamasianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse East Cashinamasianian economy, worth 34.9 trillion Neroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,703 Neroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Cashinamasian is ranked 72,961st in the world and 617th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 22.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,090th
Most Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the region

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