Population | 10.98 billion |
Capital | Havana |
Leader | El Presidente Sebastian Bach |
Faith | Alchemy |
Currency | Piņa Colada |
Animal | Three-Toed Sloth |
The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 10.98 billion East Copa Cabananians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving East Copa Cabanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Piņa Coladas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,207 Piņa Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.
East Copa Cabana is ranked 14,114th in the world and 254th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,845.12710384012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Copa Cabana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
World Assembly
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