The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.595 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,688 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,566 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Jenin with effluent, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 257,809^th in the world and 9,755^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -72.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.