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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population10.595 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.595 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,688 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,566 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Jenin with effluent, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 257,809th in the world and 9,755th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -72.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 5thMost Primitive: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdBest Weather: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86thMost Patriotic: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157thLowest Crime Rates: 197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 296thHighest Poor Incomes: 319thLargest Black Market: 376thLargest Governments: 448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 450thHighest Average Incomes: 632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,078thMost Conservative: 2,050thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,565thMost Efficient Economies: 3,911thMost Authoritarian: 5,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,566thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,113thMost Stationary: 11,797thTop
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Most Influential: 14,622ndMost Extreme: 25,097th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionMost Conservative: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 202nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 236th in the regionMost Extreme: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300th in the regionLargest Populations: 338th in the regionRudest Citizens: 387th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 662nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Jenin with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the clergy of Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Grand Mufti General Salman in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the East green Israelian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.

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