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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,377thMost Influential: 4,799th
The Fox Goddess of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I will save this nation, even if it means breaking it.
Magna Beta
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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East Lodge

Population3.196 billion

CapitalCenter Lodge
LeaderMagna Beta
FaithOrder of Cinder

AnimalSpace Lizard

The Fox Goddess of East Lodge is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Magna Beta with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.196 billion East Lodgeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center Lodge. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Lodgean economy, worth 385 trillion Chips a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 120,672 Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the government is avowedly secular, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Lodge's national animal is the Space Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Cinder.

East Lodge is ranked 170,362nd in the world and 6,369th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.18 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,482ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,377thMost Influential: 4,799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,417thMost Inclusive: 9,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,386thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,458thMost Cultured: 11,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,067thMost Developed: 15,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,769thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,402ndSmartest Citizens: 18,679thNicest Citizens: 19,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,857thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,747th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 290th in the regionMost Average: 291st in the regionMost Inclusive: 317th in the regionLargest Black Market: 327th in the regionMost Cultured: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 424th in the regionMost Developed: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 490th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 492nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 511th in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 572nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 579th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 633rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 652nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 700th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 703rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 728th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 751st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 753rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 759th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 764th in the region

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