by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,418thMost Influential: 6,225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,226th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
For the Queen
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

East Lusitania

Population596 million

CapitalLusitania's forbidden City

CurrencyRuble
Animaltiger

The Kingdom of East Lusitania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 596 million East Lusitanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lusitania's forbidden City. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Lusitanian economy, worth 59.2 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,408 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making East Lusitanians any less frightened, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as East Lusitanians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Lusitania's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Lusitania is ranked 22,210th in the world and 74th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 149 Meters Of Sunlight.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,418thMost Influential: 6,225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,226thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,882ndMost Armed: 10,577thTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,957thNicest Citizens: 18,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,312thMost Developed: 21,730thLowest Crime Rates: 22,099thBest Weather: 22,210th
Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, the nation has nearly as many history museums as East Lusitanians.
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making East Lusitanians any less frightened.
  • : East Lusitania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : East Lusitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in East Lusitania, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.

More...

View Forum posts

Report