by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 942nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,840th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,931st
The United Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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East Malaysia

Population32.482 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The United Empire of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 32.482 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,837 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,145 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 156,033rd in the world and 5,694th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Populations: 942ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,931stHighest Economic Output: 2,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,246thMost Influential: 2,329thBest Weather: 3,444thSafest: 3,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,284thLargest Governments: 7,289thLowest Crime Rates: 7,695thMost Developed: 7,883rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,938thHealthiest Citizens: 9,737thSmartest Citizens: 11,303rdMost Cultured: 11,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,118thNicest Citizens: 14,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,838th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 87th in the regionSafest: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 99th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 161st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 169th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 207th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 238th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 412th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 427th in the regionNicest Citizens: 430th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 552nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 574th in the region

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