The Democratic Republic of East Nagaland is a massive, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.471 billion East Nagalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mokokchung. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The East Nagalandian economy, worth 100 trillion Nagaland Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,629 Nagaland Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and Bengal Tiger sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Nagaland's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Nagaland is ranked 75,078^th in the world and 2,849^th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 797.38 milliStalins.