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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 258th Most Influential: 491st Rudest Citizens: 1,212th
The Memetastic Monstrosity of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Keep East Supple Lund weird!
Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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East Supple Lund

Population2.949 billion

LeaderPrime Memeister Edward EdgeLord


The Memetastic Monstrosity of East Supple Lund is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Memeister Edward EdgeLord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.949 billion East Supple Lundians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memeopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Supple Lundian economy, worth 703 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,508 DogeCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime is totally unknown. East Supple Lund's national animal is the Pepe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

East Supple Lund is ranked 4,907th in the world and 238th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 258thMost Influential: 491stRudest Citizens: 1,212thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,708thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,331stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,791stMost Cultured: 2,812thHighest Average Incomes: 3,306thSmartest Citizens: 3,439thMost Developed: 3,467thLargest Governments: 3,494thNicest Citizens: 3,814thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,907thMost Devout: 5,013thHighest Drug Use: 5,055thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,387thLowest Crime Rates: 5,684thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,455thLargest Retail Industry: 6,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,569thMost Politically Free: 7,834thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,122ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,697thMost Efficient Economies: 9,700thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,259thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,159thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,502ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,445th
Rudest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 112th in the regionMost Cultured: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Politically Free: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionMost Devout: 209th in the regionNicest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 334th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 604th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 628th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 668th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 690th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 710th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 718th in the regionMost Stationary: 743rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 755th in the region

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