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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,403rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,844th
The Dominion of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Long live the Land!
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East Turzikstan

Population922 million

CapitalTurzikstan City


The Dominion of East Turzikstan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 922 million Turziks are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turzikstan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East Turzikstani economy, worth 104 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,200 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of East Turzikstan. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Turzikstan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Turzikstan is ranked 26,275th in the world and 106th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,237.08 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,403rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,107thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,018thFattest Citizens: 4,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,397thMost Armed: 4,431stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,559thMost Avoided: 5,734thLargest Retail Industry: 6,245thMost Influential: 6,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,688thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,230thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,086thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,690thHighest Drug Use: 20,249thMost Efficient Economies: 20,791st
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the region

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