The Empire of East Yourtanad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Fanta Furret with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.866 billion Furrets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Eatersburg. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving East Yourtanadian economy, worth 241 trillion Pokeballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 84,116 Pokeballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Yourtanad's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pokemonism.

East Yourtanad is ranked 141,479^th in the world and 85^th in The League for Most Armed, with 0.3 Weapons Per Person.