by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 912th Most Influential: 1,733rd Most Devout: 7,242nd
The Multidemenisonal empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.989 billion



The Multidemenisonal empire of Eastalandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by d with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.989 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XIJǹ. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 276 trillion ǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,567 ǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, d is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Eastaians, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the nijia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ĉptć-Jw.

Eastalandia is ranked 114,536th in the world and 6,036th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 20.34 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 912thTop
Most Influential: 1,733rdMost Devout: 7,242ndTop
Largest Black Market: 10,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,399thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,487th
Largest Black Market: 281st in the regionMost Devout: 304th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 559th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 611th in the regionMost Influential: 634th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 711th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 727th in the region

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