by Max Barry

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,815th
The Fascist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Vivat Eastracia
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.93 billion

LeaderPresident Antonin Gyula

AnimalBlack Eagle

The Fascist State of Eastern-States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Antonin Gyula with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.93 billion Eastracians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern-Statesian economy, worth 457 trillion Forints a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,977 Forints, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern-States's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eastern-States is ranked 8,898th in the world and 6th in Official European Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,576.08 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,815thMost Devout: 5,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,927thMost Avoided: 6,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,414thLargest Black Market: 7,196thMost Conservative: 8,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,999thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,113thMost Authoritarian: 12,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,155thLowest Crime Rates: 15,916thLargest Governments: 17,830thMost Developed: 18,171stLargest Retail Industry: 18,671stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,989th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

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