by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,211thMost Armed: 1,863rdMost Influential: 2,306th
The Holy Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Com grandes riquezas vêm grandes responsabilidades
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Eastern Bahia

Population4.374 billion


CurrencyNovos cruzados reais de réis

The Holy Republic of Eastern Bahia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gabas with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.374 billion Bahians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth 674 trillion Novos cruzados reais de réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,258 Novos cruzados reais de réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Eastern Bahian culture shoved down their throats, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eastern Bahia flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eastern Bahia is ranked 100,468th in the world and 2,431st in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 554.01 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,211thMost Armed: 1,863rdMost Influential: 2,306thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,323rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,853rdFattest Citizens: 5,307thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,574thRudest Citizens: 5,838thMost Secular: 6,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,476thMost Efficient Economies: 8,432ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,739thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,335thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,314thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,094thLargest Black Market: 19,511thMost Pro-Market: 20,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,101stSmartest Citizens: 22,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,214th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Secular: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 204th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 205th in the regionLargest Black Market: 235th in the regionNudest: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 257th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 338th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 360th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415th in the regionMost Avoided: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 504th in the regionLargest Populations: 507th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 508th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 525th in the regionMost Developed: 534th in the region

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