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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 697th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,543rd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,390th
The Libyan Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
One nation one god one religion
Queen Catherine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eastern Bloc Federation

Population4.19 billion

LeaderQueen Catherine
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyMedici Libyan pound
AnimalRed fox

The Libyan Kingdom of Eastern Bloc Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Catherine with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.19 billion Libyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripoli. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Libyan economy, worth 523 trillion Medici Libyan pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,958 Medici Libyan pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Bloc Federation's national animal is the Red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Eastern Bloc Federation is ranked 168,661st in the world and 63rd in The Hope Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 21.94 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 697thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,543rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,390thMost Devout: 2,739thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,373rdMost Pacifist: 3,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,556thLargest Governments: 5,082ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,173rdNicest Citizens: 7,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,645thMost Efficient Economies: 8,253rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,837thMost Developed: 9,682ndMost Inclusive: 10,013thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,090thMost Cultured: 12,658thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,736th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the region

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